Which Pest Do You Love the Most?

For it being a Monday, there’s a lot of love in the air. Valentine’s Day is the day that divides friends and family in all different directions. Everything about today hinges on one’s relationship status. Elderly couples have paid their dues. They’ll just hit Applebee’s a little early this week with their sweethearts. Middle agers will just hire their own kids so they can hit dinner and movie. Newlyweds will spend half the month’s paycheck on the occasion. College kids will miss class today and spend enormous amounts of money on a girlfriend or boyfriend. High schoolers don’t have enough money to do anything, and they don’t even know what love is. It’s all about infatuation at that age. And elementary school kids are excited to pass out Justin Bieber valentines with candy hearts to all their secret crushes.