We have called in the experts to try and determine whether reports on Christmas Elves becoming a household nuisance are valid. In gathering evidence we found some very strange activity by these Elves on Shelves and some funny pictures to boot. If your Elf on a Shelf is misbehaving the best pest authority to call would be the big red man himself, Santa. In the meantime, keep sending us your photos.
1 -Shelf Elf the Jokester
Not amused little prankster.
2- Elf the Pantry Pest
One of the most common reports is that of the elf raiding food supplies. They have a particular taste for sweets. Open bags of M&Ms are especially vulnerable.
3- Elf on Shelf Juvenile Delinquent
Toilet paper. From TP-ing a Christmas Tree to rolling an entire room, several shelf-elves are guilty of this adolescent favorite. If you are having elf problems in your home, HIDE THE TOILET PAPER.
4- The Scary Elf on the Shelf
People are often scared of things smaller than themselves. For some it is harmless crickets for others it is black widow spiders, and for Joy… It’s a creepy Elf on the Shelf. Spine chilling, bone rattling. Those blue eyes look pretty shifty.
5- The Mess Making Morris
If your elf introduces himself as “Morris” beware.
6- Cruising in the Pink Party Wagon
7- Sipping the Syrup
The elf on the shelf is spreading his vices to other toys in toyland. Is this bad enough to classify the Elf as a grade A pest? Does syrup have sugar? Then YESSS!
8- Defamation of Character
I rest my case.
9- Possible Solutions
Cats. Cats make for great exterminators.
10 – Waterboarding the Elf on the Shelf
…Or Torture The Elf for Santa’s Secret Location
11 – Call in the Professionals
When you are at your wit’s end and can’t take it anymore, best to call on the pros.
But be careful not to get on the Elf’s Bad Side…
Wishing you a Merry Christmas.
May all of your Christmas woes and worries be gone. And may your Hum-Bugs be exterminated. The Pest Control Pros of BlogPestControl, wish you a very Merry Christmas.
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Make it a great day!