Ah, Valentineâ€™s Dayâ€¦ A day of loveâ€¦ A day of romance.
A day of cockroaches?
This week loving couples across the country are making romantic plans in anticipation for the big day. Reservations are being made at the finest restaurants. Bouquets of beautiful red roses and boxes of expensive chocolates will be at a premium as couples pull out all the stops to show that special someone just how much they are loved.
Getting â€œUnluckyâ€ On Valentineâ€™s Day
After a romantic Valentineâ€™s Day dinner, you head home with that special someone. Upon arrival, you have Barry White softly playing in the background. You blindfold your date. She is guided upstairs through a trail of rose petals that lead to a candlelit bubble bath. As you remove her blindfold, any chances of getting â€œluckyâ€ this Valentineâ€™s Day are suddenly vanquished.
See for yourself:
A Roach Is Not A Love Bug
An ill-timed visit from a cockroach can turn an intimate Valentineâ€™s date into a nightmare, complete with screaming and attempts to flee. Â The sight of a roach can induce a primitive reaction of disgust, nausea, and even vomiting with your date; sucking out all the dayâ€™s romance and ensuring your previous gestures are overlooked.
Your only chance to save the evening is to play the hero and squash that disgusting cockroach under your shoe, and promise your lovely lady that you will sign up for Bulwarkâ€™s Roach Control so thisÂ doesn’tÂ happen again next year.
More Evidence Valentineâ€™s Day Roaches Are A Bad Idea
Valentineâ€™s Day cockroaches are a bad idea, especially when handed to a woman in a red heart-shaped box that looks like a it should be filled with chocolates. Â It reallyÂ isn’tÂ a pretty site.
Guy Pranks His Girlfriend With A Box of Cockroaches!
Guy Gives Girlfriend Box Full of Cockroaches on Valentineâ€™s Day
Happy Valentineâ€™s Day
All of us bug guys here at Blog Pest Control and Bulwark Exterminating would like to wish you all a Happy Valentineâ€™s Day. May your day be filled with love and romance; and may it be cockroach free!